New shit has come to light

So having left behind the age of the toorak tractor¹, learjets over kulgera², and "I'm just helping my lady friend conceive man!"³, your newly educated urban greenie has moved on to a very tight CO2 schedule. They're now limiting themselves to:

• two flights a year to Sydney to attend wildlife conservation conferences,

• a tight electricity budget of 27KW per day by reducing their climate control to 21C and only putting through 3 dishwasher loads a day,

• a new retirement plan of caravan travel where they are only expecting to feed their 5L V8 'tug' about 9 mpg (~31l/100km), whilst towing their 3 and half tonne 30 foot caravan around 350km a day, thereby limiting their fuel consumption to circa 750 litres per week

buggered if I know :-P